Fun Facts for "Weeeek" (5/10/11):

* This simfile was created entirely in one sitting (believe it or not).

* The main focus of this simfile was, seriously, to make Expert as
  frustrating to play as humanly possible.  I believe I succeeded.
  Seriously, play Expert only if you are insane.  And are obsessed
  with step-jumping.  And crossovers.  And twists.  Basically, the
  Expert chart should never be played by any sober person expecting
  a normal chart; this chart is anything BUT ordinary.

* This Expert should be the LAST 12 in my pack you should attempt; it's
  not at all sane like CPMC, CMKA, or any other seemingly ridiculous
  12s in my pack that actually flow nicely.  This chart DOES make
  sense - the problem is that it goes all over the place in doing so.

* The Expert chart is only a 12 because it's so slow and does not
  feature any *really* long 16th streams; the only real difficulty lies
  in all those confounded jumps and triple/quad-stomps (elsewise
  I then WOULD have rated it a 13).

* Hard is pretty much for people who want a difficult chart that
  is NOT completely insane to attempt, and flows as you'd expect.

* The hardest part of the song for any difficulty Medium and down is
  absolutely the slowdown, where it was made entirely impossible for
  me to use anything but isolated 8ths and 16ths; Novice and Easy
  players are likely to curse my name for that slowdown until they
  realize it really does go with the music and I had no other option.

* Medium is kinda on the difficult side for a Medium chart; it's a
  somewhat 8th-stream-intensive 7-footer.

* Easy is a constant-motion 5-footer.

* Novice is harder than your average 2-footer, though anyone who
  clears my Novice 2s and 3s on a regular basis should not find it
  all that difficult (except the slowdown).

* All in all, this simfile is harder than your average difficult
  simfile on all five difficulties, and one should only play Expert
  when tired or drunk, or if in the mood for what appears to be
  sheer stupidity in arrow form.